English Language Humor

SIGNS FOUND AROUND THE WORLD

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In the office of a Roman doctor:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

In an Acapulco hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Tokyo shop:

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

Coolers and Heaters: If you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop: English well talking.

Here speeching American.

In an Athens hotel:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 am and 11 am.

From a hotel in Belgrade:

This lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Swiss hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In Turkey:

Because of a fallibility in our phone system, for room service step outside your door and shout "ROOM SERVICE?".

In a Tokyo Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Leipzig elevator:

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

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