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SIGNS
FOUND AROUND THE WORLD Contributor
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In
a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
if dressed as a man.
In
a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In
a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them
in all directions.
On
the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit
to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In
a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children
in the bar.
In
a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
food, give it to the
guard on duty.
In
the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In
an Acapulco hotel: The
manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In
a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll
find they are best in the long run.
From
a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles
and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please
control yourself.
In
a Zurich hotel: Because
of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In
an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth
extracted by the latest Methodists.
In
a Rome laundry: Ladies,
leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Advertisement
for donkey rides in Thailand: Would
you like to ride on your own ass?
In
a Paris hotel elevator: Please
leave your values at the front desk.
In
a hotel in Athens: Visitors
are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11
A.M. daily.
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