SIGNS FOUND AROUND THE WORLD

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In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.


In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.


In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.


On the door of a Moscow hotel room:   If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.


In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.


In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to

the guard on duty.


In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.


In an Acapulco hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.


In a Tokyo shop:  Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.


From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.



In a Zurich hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.


In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.


In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.


Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: 

Would you like to ride on your own ass?


In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.


In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.


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