English Language Humor

Verbal slips can sometimes have very funny results. We have gathered a collection of memorable quotes over the years. We came across some of them in the school. Others have been contributed.

We sincerely hope that none of this material offends anyone in any way. Languages are complicated and everyone makes the occasional mistake. If the result is humorous, we think it should be enjoyed!

ACTUAL Correspondence to Vancouver English Centre

We are interested in knowing about your program for a hood in Canada.

P.S. We are available of English and Korean language.

If you need any additional problem, please let me know by fax as soon as possible.

Thank you very much for your quich and kind answers, yesterday.

Thank you for your fax about Ms. Chung and postponement for her. I sent you her enrollment fee yesterday. When we gets your Letter of Acceptance, I will send you immediately the remains.

I'd like you to send me information about them: costs, level, hostages, cities, etc.

What kind of hostage facilities you offer?

I've arranged my stay with a very nice family in Vancouver. This family was the former hostage of Mr. Romero (former VEC student) who recommended me to contact them.

The air will take off Los Angels at 11:50 and land on Vancouver at 14:46. Fright number is UA1674.

She will be expecting at Vancouver International Airport on April 30th at 13:45.

Attention: A man who charges in register department

To: Human Department

E-mail Subject: English curse information

I want to know if I can take the summer curse...

I wish you could send me all the information about the curse because I will like to stay in Canada for 3 month.

Can you send me any informations about courses including rats and the dorms?