English Language Humor

Verbal slips can sometimes have very funny results. We have gathered a collection of memorable quotes over the years. We came across some of them in the school. Others have been contributed.

We sincerely hope that none of this material offends anyone in any way. Languages are complicated and everyone makes the occasional mistake. If the result is humorous, we think it should be enjoyed!

ACTUAL Correspondence to Vancouver English Centre

It's very difficult for students to manage their stay in Canada. Nation's executives prevent students from studding abroad in these days.

I am sorry that I did not send this info before, but Catalina bought the ticket through an organism that obliged her to pay certain days before.

From 22 until 26 she has many testes in her school. So will be more difficult for her to travel to Vancouver before June 26.

Sincerely yours,

Dr. Kwak

I regret to say that this student met a car accident a week ago. Riding a bicycle he met with a car carelessly. It made him a little limp.

P.S. I'm not Mr. because I have XX chromosome.

Note: Other subjects might include computer, handmade articles (my wife), etc.

(Letter to host family)

It's very good that you have some pats because I used ti have contact with animals. I like going out with them.

Our quotation will be on biting with other travel agencies.

Please be advised that we cannot accept any bank transfer or cheese.

He said that he cannot study in Canada because his mother got cancer as the result of doctor's diagnosis.

Main purpose of this fair is to meet overworming demand from students… We're learned through our extensive experience dearly with students, the biggest problem for them get information about studding abroad…

We would like to stud at Vancouver English Centre in September.

Have a mice day.

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