English Language Humor

Verbal slips can sometimes have very funny results. We have gathered a collection of memorable quotes over the years. We came across some of them in the school. Others have been contributed.

We sincerely hope that none of this material offends anyone in any way. Languages are complicated and everyone makes the occasional mistake. If the result is humorous, we think it should be enjoyed!

ACTUAL Correspondence to

Vancouver English Centre

We will be happy to touch you soon!

I am very glad to touch you again after so long a break.

I am looking forward to your touching.

I will touch you as soon as I get it as soon as possible.

(Excerpts from one fax)

In the present situation, we would appreciate your language center about the data about your organ… It would be appreciated if you kindly send us the information about language program stated as follows:

1. Location of your organ…

2. Time taken to receive the I-20 form for admission of your organ.

(From a a fax on September 5, 1996)

We have a student who wants to study in your English program from November 11, 1996 for six months. (Date of birth: June 24, 1996) Is it possible?

Hello, I'm pleased to connect you.

My name is (name omitted). I'm narse.

(From a VEC bulletin board)

ROOM MAIT

Strange Wanted.

I'm looking for the female want to get special experience with me.

(From remarks of a host mother regarding her student)

8. He washes his face with his glasses on.