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  • Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

  • Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

  • House passes gas tax onto senate

  • Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

  • Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

  • William Kelly was fed secretary

  • Milk drinkers are turning to powder

  • Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

  • Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

  • Iraqi head seeks arms

    Some become unintentionally suggestive.

  • Queen Mary having bottom scraped

  • Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

  • Prostitutes appeal to Pope

  • Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

  • NJ judge to rule on nude beach

  • Child's stool great for use in garden

  • Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

  • Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

  • Organ festival ends in smashing climax


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