SIGNS FOUND AROUND THE WORLD

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: On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
: "No jumping from the lift.  Survivors will be prosecuted." :

: Official sign near door:

Door Alarmed. :

Handprinted sign nearby:

Window
frightened. :

: Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek):
"Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice" :

: Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
Restrooms
Please wait for hostess to seat you. :

: Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT: :

Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm.  Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
:
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." :

  In a Czech tourist agency: 

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.


  In a Swiss mountain inn:   

Special today - no ice cream.


  In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.


  On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.


  In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: 

Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.


  In a Budapest zoo:   

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.


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