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SIGNS
FOUND AROUND THE WORLD Contributor
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: Door
Alarmed. : Handprinted
sign nearby: Window Bingo
Friday night at 8:00pm. Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take
one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special
today - no ice cream.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We
take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If
this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies
are requested not to have children at the bar.
In a Budapest zoo: Please
do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the
guard on duty.
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